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 The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary      Coap eoax yo
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:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie     . 
      is used to inflect a sarcastic    p p  
      or  joking  statement since we    p, ..   
      can't  hear  voice  inflection       
      over Unix.                         .
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a    . p
      flirtatious  and/or  sarcastic   / p .p
      remark.  More of a "don't  hit    "    , 
      me for what I just said".           ".
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did  not   p .   p
      like that last statement or is    p   p-
      upset or depressed about smth.    -.
:-I   Indifferent   smilie.   Better    .   p-
      than a Frowning smilie but not   ,       p,  
      quite as good as happy smilie.    .

:->   User just made a really biting   p, p,  .

      sarcastic remark.Worse than :-)    :-)

>:->  User just made really devilish   - p p.

      remark.

>;->  Winky  and  devil  combined. A    p  .

      very lewd remark was just made.


Those are the basic ones... Here are      ...  
  some somewhat less common ones:            :

Changing the mouth:

:-[  A vampire.                        p
:-E  Buck-toothed vampire.                .
:-F  Buck-toothed vampire with         p  p  
     one tooth missing.                .
:-7  Just made a wry statement.        p/ p.
:-*  Just ate something sour.           - .
:-@  Screaming.                        .
:-#  Wears braces.                      ""/   .
:-&  Tongue-tied.                       .
:-Q  Smoking.                          p.
:-?  Smoking a pipe.                   p p.
:-P  Sticking out tongue.               .
:-S  Just made an incoherent            p.
     statement.
:-D  Laughing out loud.                p .
:-X  Lips are sealed.                   .
:-C  Really bummed.                     ...
:-/  Skeptical.                        
:-o  Uh-oh.                            -!
:-9  Licking his/her lips.             .
:-0  No yelling! (quiet hours in the    p! (   )
     dorm) - also an orator.            "pp".
:-`  Spitting (tobacco).               
:-1  Normal.                           p.
:-!  Normal.                           p.
:-$  Mouth wired shut.                  p  .
:-%  Banker.                           p
:-q  Trying to touch tongue to nose     p   .
:-a  Same as above on other side.         p p.
:-e  Disappointed.                     p.
:-t  Cross.                            .
:-i  Semi-smiley.                      
:-]  Blockhead.                        .
:-[  Unsmiley blockhead.                .
:-}  Chapped lips, or bearded.         p ,  p.
:-{  Indifferent with moustache.       p   .
:-j  Left smiley.                       .
:-d  Left smiley razzing reader.        p  .
:-k  Beats me.                          (  ).
:-\  Undecided.                        p
:-|  Have a day.                       ?
:-<  Real sad.                         p p
:-x  Lips are sealed.                   .
:-c  Bummed out.                       .
:-v  Talking head.                     p .
:-b  Stincking out tongue.              .

     hanging the nose:                      :

:*)     Drunk.                         .
:^)     Has a broken nose.              
:v)     Broken nose in the other          p p.
        direction.
:_)     Nose is sliding off his/her       .
        face.
:<)     From an Ivy League school.
:=)     Two noses.                      .
:o)     Clown.                         
:u)     Funny looking nose (left).       ()
:n)     Funny looking nose (right).      (p)

Changing the eyes:                         :

%-)     Staring at the screen for 15     p 15  p.
        hours straight.
8-)     Wearing sunglasses.              .
B-)     Wearing glasses (could be        / 
        horn-rims).
O-)     Megaton, cyclops, of wearing   Meaoa, o,  ae ooy
        a diving mask.                 acy.
.-)     One-eyed.                      Ooa.
,-)     Winking, one-eyed.             oa ooa.
g-)     Ponce-nez glasses.             ece.

Changing more than one character:          eee e co:

|-I     Sleeping.                      C.
|^o     Snoring.                       Xpa.
|-O     Yawning.                       ea.
:,(     Crying, but without a nose.    e oca, a p.
%-6     Brain dead.                    /.
8-|     Suspenseful.                   Heecoc.

Adding extra characters:                  C oaee pyx coo:

::-)    Wears glasses (four eyes).     Haea o (4 aa)
B:-)    Glasses on top of head.        O a y.
8:-)    Little girl.                   Maea eoa.
:-)-8   Big girl.                      oa eoa.
:-{)    Has moustache.                 C yca.
:-#)    Bushy moustache.               yce yc.
{:-)    Wears a toupee.                Hae ap.
}:-)    Toupee in an updraft.          ap ae aay.
:-)~    Drooling.                       .
:-~)    Has a cold.                    .
:'-)    So happy, he/she is crying.      .
=:-)    Hosehead.                      ??? ooa
-:-)    Punk rocker.                   a
+-:-)   The Pope.                      Pc aa
`:-)    Shaved off one eyebrow.        Cpa oa po.
,:-)    Shaved off the other eyebrow.  Cpa pya po.
O :-)   Angel.                         Ae
C=:-)   Chef.                          oap
*<:-)   Wearing a Santa Claus hat.     B ae ea Mopoa.
E-:-)   Ham radio operator.            Paoe.
8 :-)   Wizard.                        Boe.
@:-)    Wearing a turban.              B pae.
[:-)    Listening to a walkman.         .
:-))    Double chin.                   oo oopoo.

>:-)    Devil.                         eo, o.

(:-)    Big smile.                     oa ya.
+:-)    Priest.                        Ce.
:-)X    Wearing a bow tie.             B acye-aoe.

Misc:

(-:     Left handed.                   ea.
[:]     Robot.                         Poo.
:-{}    Wearing lipstick.              Haaac yo oao.
:'-(    Crying.                        aa
<|-)    Chinese.                       Kae
<|-(    Chinese, but doesn't like      Mpa ae
        these kind of jokes.
-:-(    Real punk rockers don't smile. Mpa a.
@=      Pro-nuclear war.               epa oa.
(8-o    Mr. Bill. (From original
        Saturday Night Live)
*:o)    Bozo the Clown.                Koy ?
3:]     Pet smile.                     yc
3:[     Mean pet smile.                Oe oea oo.
d8=     Beaver with goggles and hard   op  ax oax  oo e.
        hat.
(:I     Egghead.                       eoo.
<:-I    Dunce.                         Tya.
K:P     Kid with propeller beanie.     Peo c poeepo.
:-:     Mutant.                        Mya.
        Invisible.                     Hea.
X-(     Dead.                          oep.
[]      Hugs.                          O (?)
~~:-(   Getting flamed.                op/  .
O |-)   Religious.                     Peo
8 :-I   Unix wizard.                    Unix

>:-I    Trekkie.                       yeece.

3:o[    Pet clown.                     Oe oy.
8       Infinity.                      ecoeoc.

Miniatures:                                Map:

:)      Standard.                      caapa
:]      Gleep.                         ?
:@      Yelling.                       Bo
:D      Laughing.                      Cec
:I      Thinking.                      ya
:(      Sad.                           pyc, oop
:[      Really bummed.                 Coce oxo.
:O      Talking loudly.                poo oop.
:Q      Smoking.                       Kypy.
:*      Kissing.                       o, oey.
|I      Sleeping.                      C.
|O      Yawning.                       ea.
:P      Sticking out tongue.           ? 
=)      Have a nice day.               !

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